How to Get the Signs to Do What You Want
- Fire signs (Aries, Leo and Sagittarius): Two words: Reverse Psychology. Tell them that you don't think they could do it or that you'd probably do it better. Play into their competitive streak.
- Air signs (Libra, Gemini and Aquarius): Use their curiousity against them. Make it seem like what you want is the most interesting thing. Keep in mind that these guys are the hardest to fool. You might be forced to bargain.
- Earth signs (Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn): Convince them they're the only ones who could do it. Make it seem like a big responsibility. Unlike with the fire signs, with these guys you have to pretend you're useless.
- Water signs (Cancer, Pisces and Scorpio): Guilt trip them. Also, pretend you're useless but way more pathetic. Make them feel sorry for you.
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